so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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