I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I yelled at your uterus for you.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
