I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's always time for handjobs
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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