im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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