Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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