who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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