nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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