Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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