i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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