the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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