Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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