But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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