She said her name was "party"
the condom got lost in my hair
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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