im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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