Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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