Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i think my cat just said my name.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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