I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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