i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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