Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(408): View more from California

I think I just got seasick

(409): View more from Texas

you're not on a boat

(408): View more from California

he has a waterbed.

Fav 7 1712 870
share tweet
(909): View more from California

I just didn't expect you to be so naked....

Fav 7 3775 1079
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(765): View more from Indiana

he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.

Fav 22 809 3297
share tweet
(201): View more from New Jersey

just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.

Fav 21 1594 5937
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(510): View more from California

I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

Fav 14 5988 1593
share tweet
(510): View more from California

I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

Fav 73 6691 3543
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+61): View more from Australia

She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!

Fav 14 1319 4438
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(812): View more from Indiana

we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads

Fav 4 374 218
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.

Fav 5 114 15
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT