Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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