I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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