I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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