kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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