U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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