ugly people sure do ruin things
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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