I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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