Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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