i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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