no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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