I'm drive I can fine osifer
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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