what if every blade of grass was a penis?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I didn't notice because vodka
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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