I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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