i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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