Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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