yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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