I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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