Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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