Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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