I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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