She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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