i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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