the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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