I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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