I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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