I think I am morally bankrupt
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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