I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
