the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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