Grow some girl-balls and come out already
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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