If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
