My friends, they love my intelligence
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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