Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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