DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Why is your signature on my underwear?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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