It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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