I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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